Today's jokes [12.11.11]
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61 COMMONWEALTH AVE.
BOSTON, MA. 02115
Please be advised that your Oprectomy operation is scheduled for
_______________, at ___________(a.m.)(p.m.). The purpose of this
extremely delicate operation is to sever the cord that connects
your eyes to your rectum and hopefully get rid of your shitty
outlook on life.
J. Grabber, M.D.
What do Arabs do on saturday night?
They sit under palm trees and eat their dates.
These two sperm were swimmin' around, doin' their thing and one sperm
other...Hey, are we almost there??? Is this the fallopian tube???
Sperm #2 says "Naaaa
this is still the esophagus".
If Timex made toasters...
They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toasters
that take a licking and keep on toasting.
What's the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
Wayne takes a shower after 3 periods.
PS. Congratulations on winning the World Series of Poker Main Event.
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