Today's quotes [11.9.11]
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A lot of people are afraid of heights.
Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
- Steven Wright
If we learn by our mistakes then I am getting a fantastic education.
You can't expect a boy to be depraved until he has been to a good school.
T. S. Eliot is an anagram of Toilets.
If you die on an elevator, be sure to press the UP button.
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