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"Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational 
things in the pursuit of phenominally unlikely payoffs. This is the 
principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion." 

- Scott Adams

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"I waited and waited, and when no message came, I knew it must have been 
from you. " 

                                        - Ashleigh Brilliant

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Bare necessities of life: Food, clothing, and a blonde.

                                    - W. C. Fields

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Only a fool is astonished by the foolishness of humankind. 

                                             - Edward Abbey

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If the end does not justify the means - what can? 

                                           - Edward Abbey

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