Today's quotes [11.7.11]
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Man does not control his own fate.
The women in his life do that for him.
- Groucho Marx
Anything you do can get you fired; this includes doing nothing.
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
Few women admit their age. Few men act it!
If you can see the light at the end of the tunnel, you're probably
heading the wrong way.
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