Today's quotes [11.6.11]
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"A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers
after four kisses."
- H.L. Mencken (American writer, 1888-1956)
Sleep is death without the responsibility.
The government never really goes into business, for it never makes ends
meet. And that is the first requisite. It just mixes a little business
with a lot of politics and no one ever gets a chance to find out what is
actually going on.
- Thomas Alva Edison
Nobody has so many friends that he can afford to lose one.
- Edward Abbey
Be careful about reading health books. You might die of a misprint.
- Mark Twain
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