Today's quotes [11.5.11]
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There are two kinds of people in the South -- good ole boys and rednecks.
The difference is good old boys may raise livestock, rednecks get
- Blake Clark
Notice how they do not so much fly, as plummet.
- Monty Python (Flying Sheep Sketch)
God is a comedian with an audience too afraid to laugh.
It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.
-Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President
"We are an impossibility in an impossible universe."
- Ray Bradbury
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