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"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the
second one didn't."

                                         -Patrick Murray

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My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it.

2. 




Although plastic was brought into industrial use in 1909 by L.H. Baekland 
of Yonkers, it was not until the end of World War II that the modern 
miracle substance was used in a wide variety of consumer goods, among 
them speedboats, dentures and flamingos. Previously flamingos were made 
of cement. Before that they were made by other flamingos.


- William E. Geist, The New York Times

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Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they 
were to success when they gave up. 

- Thomas Edison

4. 




Lord, how the day passes! It's like a life - so quickly when we don't 
watch it, and so slowly if we do. 

- John Steinbeck

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