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"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't
have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

Woody Allen


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You're getting old when you get the same sensation from
a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.

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"You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."

Steve Martin

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"Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant."

--Unknown

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An accountant is someone who knows the cost
of everything and the value of nothing.

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