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I don't do drugs anymore...I get the same effect just standing up fast.

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My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child.  We
can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.

                                                 -Rita Rudner

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Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations
and challenges, but eventually you find a hairstylist you like.

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"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise"

--Unknown

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A programmer is someone who solves a problem you
didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

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