Today's Jokes  |  Archives  |  Lists  |  Random  |  Register  |  RandJoke on Your Page  

Today's quotes [11.25.11]

Vote for the quote that you really like by checking a box next to it. Then press the VOTE button to submit your votes. Also, links to quote categories and "Send to Friend" will open in a new window, so as not to interrupt your quote reading.

"As we head to war with Iraq, President Bush wants to make one thing 
clear: This war is not about oil, it's about gasoline."

                                                     - Jay Leno


"President Bush has said that he does not need approval from the UN to 
wage war, and I'm thinking, well, hell, he didn't need the approval of 
the American voters to become president, either."

                                              - David Letterman


"President Bush announced tonight that he believes in democracy and that 
democracy can exist in Iraq. They can have a strong economy,they can have 
a good health care plan, and they can have a free and fair voting. Iraq? 
We can't even get this in Florida."

                                             - Jay Leno


Going to war without France is like going
deer hunting without your accordion."

                               Norman Schwartzkopf


"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure"
           -- Jacques Chirac, President of France

"As far as France is concerned, you're right."
                                  --Rush Limbaugh,


BONUS! A random quote from Jokes2Go database
If you don't like it, just hit RELOAD

By voting you are helping select today's best quote. This helps us provide you with better quality humor in the future, as well as to select the best quotes to send in our daily best humor mailing.

But wait! Don't forget to read

Today's Jokes
Today's Stories
Today's Poems
Today's Funny Pic

 November '11 Quotes Issues:
S  M  T  W  Th F  St
      1  2  3  4  5  
6  7  8  9  10 11 12 
13 14 15 16 17 18 19 
20 21 22 23 24 25 26 
27 28 29 30 

Jump to  

For any questions or comments email us at
Copyright© SpekGY, Inc, 1998-2016. All rights reserved.