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If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was
probably worth it.

1. 




Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me,
for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much
leave me the hell alone.

2. 




Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side,
and it holds the universe together.

3. 




Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative
on the same night.

4. 




One should love animals 
They are so tasty.

5. 



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