Today's quotes [11.21.11]
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A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one
book, what would it be?
I always say How to Build a Boat
- Steven Wright
Women will forgive anything.
Otherwise, the race would have died out long ago.
- Robert A. Heinlein
"If I were going to convert to any religion, I would probably choose
Catholicism, because it, at least, has female saints, and the Virgin
- Margaret Atwood
Advertising: The science of arresting the human intelligence long enough
to get money from it.
- Stephen Leacock
America is a land of untold wealth.
- Internal Revenue Service
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