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A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one 
book, what would it be?

I always say How to Build a Boat 

                                             - Steven Wright

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Women will forgive anything.
Otherwise, the race would have died out long ago.

                                    - Robert A. Heinlein

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"If I were going to convert to any religion, I would probably choose 
Catholicism, because it, at least, has female saints, and the Virgin 
Mary." 

                                   - Margaret Atwood

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Advertising: The science of arresting the human intelligence long enough 
to get money from it. 

                                      - Stephen Leacock

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America is a land of untold wealth.

                 - Internal Revenue Service

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