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Today's quotes [11.20.11]

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There is nothing noble about being superior to some other man. The true 
nobility is in being superior to you previous self. 

- Samuel Johnson

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"Well," Brahma said, "even after ten thousand explanations, a fool is no 
wiser, but an intelligent man requires only two thousand five hundred." 

- The Mahabharata

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It's so hard to say au revoir,
So let's just say hors d'oeurve.

                        - Martin Mull

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"My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed." 

                                     - Christopher Morley

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Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons.

                                - Woody Allen from Without Feathers

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