Today's quotes [11.19.11]
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"I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding
- Edward Chilton
When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.
- Mae West
It's one thing to have to explain to a man why a billion dollar measure
has been vetoed, but it is much more difficult to explain to a woman why
the cap of the toothpaste has not been put back on.
- W. C. Fields
Society is like a stew.
If you don't keep it stirred up, you get a lot of scum on top.
- Edward Abbey
Friends are like fiddle strings;
they must not be screwed too tight.
- H. G. Bohn
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