Today's quotes [11.18.11]
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Doing for people what they can and ought to do for themselves is a
dangerous experiment. In the last analysis the welfare of the workers
depends on their own private initiative.
- Samuel Gompers, 1915
President, American Federation of Labor 1886 - 1924
"How tall are you?"
"Six foot seven."
"Let's forget about the six feet and talk about the seven inches."
- Mae West
It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
- Albert Einstein
"Men never do evil so cheerfully and so completely as when they do so
from religious conviction."
- Blaise Pascal
I broke a mirror.
I'm supposed to get 7 years bad luck. My lawyer says he can get me 5.
- Steven Wright
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