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Doing for people what they can and ought to do for themselves is a 
dangerous experiment. In the last analysis the welfare of the workers 
depends on their own private initiative. 

- Samuel Gompers, 1915
  President, American Federation of Labor 1886 - 1924

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"How tall are you?" 

"Six foot seven."

"Let's forget about the six feet and talk about the seven inches." 

- Mae West

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It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education. 

                                   - Albert Einstein

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"Men never do evil so cheerfully and so completely as when they do so 
from religious conviction." 

                                        - Blaise Pascal

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I broke a mirror.

I'm supposed to get 7 years bad luck. My lawyer says he can get me 5.


                                  - Steven Wright

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