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"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain." 

                                            - Lily Tomlin


There is no room in today's drug culture for amateurs.

                                        - Uncle Duke Doonesbury


There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

                                 - Henry Kissinger


When the last mule-packing unit of the U.S. Army was eliminated at Ft. 
Carson, Co. in 1956, some of its soldiers wept. They said the U.S. 
wouldn't win another war without the mule.

So far, they're right.

- The Wall Street Journal
Feb 9, 1984


"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and 

- Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle on Republican family values


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