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Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline,
the first often tasting like the second. 

- Edward Abbey


"It occurred to me recently that although the information road has grown 
from a goat track to a superhighway, there has been if anything an 
increase in the chance of hitting a goat." 

- Ken Olum, 1996


I regret to say that we of the F.B.I. are powerless to act in cases of 
oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate 

                                    - J. Edgar Hoover


You can't study the darkness by flooding it with light. 

                                      - Edward Abbey


I look just like the girl next door... if you happen to live next door to 
an amusement park. 

                                          - Dolly Parton


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