Today's quotes [11.13.11]
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We should restore the practice of dueling. It might improve manners
- Edward Abbey
I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's
because the water is cold in there. And I'm like: How did my mother know
- Wendy Liebman
My wife's cooking is so bad that we pray after we eat.
"Now I understand why the post office puts up wanted posters for robbers.
It just goes to prove the old saying that it takes one to know one"
- Mary Tyler Moore
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second
day you're off it.
- Jackie Gleason
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