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"El Nino taught me that some of the most beautiful things in nature are 
also the most dangerous. Like 30 foot waves, giant thunderstorms, and 
topless blondes driving on rain-soaked highways." 

                                             - Mark Schmidt

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Although a wise man might urge that one suffer fools gladly, this should 
not be construed as license for any fool to demand that one do so.


- Frederick William Kantor

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New Yorkers like to boast that if you can survive in New York, you can 
survive anywhere. But if you can survive anywhere, why live in New York? 

                                         - Edward Abbey

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I spilt spot remover on my dog, now's he gone.

                                      - Steven Wright

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I put instant coffee into a microwave oven. I almost went backin time.

                                            - Steven Wright

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