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"If you keep your mind sufficiently open, people will throw a lot of 
rubbish into it."

                                        - William A. Orton

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You can listen to thunder after lightening and tell how close you came to 
getting hit.

If you don't hear it you got hit, so never mind. 

2. 




The management of this establishment is not responsible.

3. 




Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.

4. 




When the situation is hopeless, there's nothing to worry about. 

                                   - Edward Abbey

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