Today's quotes [11.1.11]
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A good friend will come and bail you out of jail... but, a true friend will
be sitting next to you saying, "Wow... that was fun!"
How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty
for Miss America?
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting
clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in
the first place!
Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but
you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
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