Today's stories [10.13.11]
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Do you ever wonder...
if you see a turtle on the side of the road with no
shell, is the turtle naked or homeless?
and since when you receive an item from ups and/or
fedex the item you receive is packed in foam, well...
when you send foam to someone or receive it what do they
pack it in???
and do flowers smell us???
Sent by Nichole
Women ! Who can figure 'em out ? Now that the kids are grown and gone,
my wife sez she needs more "outside interests". I thought I'd surprise
her and presented her with a brand new fancy lawn mower, just the
Now, she's mad with me.
My wife is what's generally known as a "Strawberry Blonde", which is
of course, half blonde/half redhead. Every once in a while though the
blonde part gains the upper hand. On a recent trip to New York, there
was a one of those small info signs on the check-in desk. It said:
Breakfast 6-10; Lunch 11-3; Dinner 4-11.
She took one look at that and said "How in the world are we gonna do
any sight-seeing ? We'll be so busy eating, we won't have time for
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