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There are two sentences inscribed upon the Ancient oracle...
"Know thyself" and "Nothing too much"; and upon these all
other precepts depend.
Plutarch (46-120 A.D.)
"Hi, my name's Holocaine and I'm a goth... I've been a goth for about a year
now... some day I think today's the day, I'm going to wear bright colours
and listen to Kylie Minogue but I just end up wearing black again. It's
all just too hard."
-- me, on oz#gothic
Don't trust first impulses--they are always good.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
No labour bestowed upon a worthless thing can be productive
of fruit; even by a hundred efforts a crane cannot be made
to talk like a parrot.
The Hitopadesa (600?-1100? A.D.)
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