Today's quotes [10.7.11]
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"... well I just spent 20 minutes pretending to be a gay priest called Fred
while holding up a pole supporting a tightrope for a guy juggling fire..."
-- me, true story
Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
- Former U.S. President Dwight D. Eisenhower
"Work is the curse of the drinking classes."
The New England Journal of Medicine reports that
9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
"Have you been to a zoo? I mean as a visitor?"
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