Today's quotes [10.6.11]
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"If I have seen farther than others, it is because
I was standing on the shoulders of giants."
- Isaac Newton
"If I have not seen as far as others, it is because
giants were standing on my shoulders."
- Hal Abelson
"Youth and trechery will always over come experience and
After seeing how Disney is doing financially,
I was wondering if I could get the Southern Baptists
to boycott my company.
"There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole
government working for you."
-- Will Rodgers --
"Why could you possibly be interested in the bestiality one if it doesn't
turn you on?"
"Well why are you interested in the spanking one?"
"Because it _does_ turn me on..."
-- Janet Robertson, Karen, Janet
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