Today's quotes [10.5.11]
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"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a
guy like Norman Einstein."
- Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann
Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like
grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they
mature into something with which you'd like to have dinner.
After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse.
"$1.49 - All You Can Eat" (with an arrow pointing down into the
There may be some things better than sex and some things may be worse,
but there is nothing exactly like it.
- W. C. Fields
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