Today's quotes [10.4.11]
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* My homework is like a juicy steak -- rarely done.
Last words of
Allen, Ethan (1738-1789)
"Waiting are they? Waiting are they? Well--let 'em wait."
When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time." So I ordered
French Toast during the Renaissance.
"I went to watch Pavarotti once.
He doesn't like it when you join in."
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