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By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a
bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

--Socrates

1. 




After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of coin; they just can't
face each other, but still they stay together.

--Hemant Joshi

2. 




I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

3. 




Marriage changes passion.
Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

4. 




Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

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