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All that glitters has a high refractive index.


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I can't hear you.  I have a banana in my ear. -
   Te audire non possum.  Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.
                        -- Jason B. Standing, Esq.


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"We don't want to go back to tomorrow, we want to go forward." 

    - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President 

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'When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason - there's a reason'

Molly McGee


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"Has someone told you you need to be more assertive Janet?"
"Shut up."
                        -- Adrian, Janet


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