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"WARNING: sending me junk-email will be interpreted as granting permission to
 bomb your offices and machine-gun your children."
                        -- Simon Slavin, in alt.sysadmin.recovery


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"Are you seriously asking or are you just being a dick?"
                        -- Dave Arthur to Gerrit Riessen


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The best cure for insomnia is plenty of sleep.

     - W. C. Fields 

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* No job is so simple that is can't be done wrong.


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To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've 
wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went 
to the circus, and a clown killed my dad. 

-- Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe 

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