Today's quotes [10.25.11]
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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
When the Irish say that St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland,
what they don't tell you is that he was the only one who saw any snakes!
* There are two kinds of pedestrians -- the quick and the dead.
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?"
Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."
-- Charlie Brown, Peanuts [Charles Schulz]
Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots
of women wear nothing else.
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