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Tomorrow is the most important thing in life.
Comes into us at midnight very clean.  It's
perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in
our hands. It hopes we've learned something
from yesterday.--John Wayne

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"The future will be better tomorrow." 

     - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President 

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"It's is not, it isn't ain't, and it's it's, not its, if you mean it is.  If
 you don't, it's its.  Then too, it's hers.  It isn't her's.  It isn't our's
 either.  It's ours, and likewise yours and theirs."
                        -- Oxford University Press, Edpress News


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You know, medicine is not an exact science, but we are learning
all the time. Why, just fifty years ago they thought a disease
like your daughter's was caused by demonic possession or witchcraft.
But nowadays, we know that Isabelle is suffereing from an imbalance
of bodily humors, perhaps caused by a toad or a small dwarf living
in her stomach. 

     - Theodoric of York, Saturday Night Live 

4. 




"Terrorism: deadly violence against humans and other living things. 
 Usually conducted by government against its own people."
 
                                                 --Edward Abbey



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