Today's quotes [10.21.11]
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Intellectuals are people who believe that ideas are of more
importance than values. That is to say, their own ideas and other
"I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me
the truth even if it costs them their jobs." -- Samuel Goldwyn
"... you never, for instance, hear people say, 'Is that a wad of undiscarded
belly button fluff, or are you just glad to see me?'..."
-- The Usenet Oracle
Seen on a cesspool truck 'round Boston:
"A flush beats a full house"
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere
in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
- Calvin & Hobbes
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