Today's quotes [10.19.11]
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- Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it makes it worse.
You will always find some Eskimo ready instruct the Congolese
on how to cope with heat waves.
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian !
"Adrian, I am going to shove something very big into your mouth. And it's
not going to be my breast. Don't quote me on that."
"alt.tv.teletubbies is like a lava lamp with the words 'LOVE', 'TELETUBBIES',
'TINKY-WINKY', and 'SEX' swirling around inside."
-- James "Kibo" Parry
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