Today's quotes [10.17.11]
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"Game over boys!"
-- Mr. Flibble
I haven't a particle of confdence in a man who has no redeeming petty
"Only Lawyers and mental defectives are
automatically exempt for jury duty."
-- George Bernard Shaw
A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this
to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy. --
Time's fun when you're having flies.
- Kermit the Frog
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