Today's quotes [10.16.11]
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"I know Kung Fu, Karate, and 47 other dangerous words." -- Jo
Seen on a bumper sticker...
Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
"Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths."
--- Baroness Edith Summerskill
Women say all men are the same, but they
have no problem telling you how
different you are from Mel Gibson.
Sent by mike
Everything that can be counted doesn't necessarily count;
everything that counts can't necessarily be counted.
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