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"I know Kung Fu, Karate, and 47 other dangerous words." -- Jo
       Ramos


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Seen on a bumper sticker...

    Cover me. I'm changing lanes. 

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"Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths."
   --- Baroness Edith Summerskill


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Women say all men are the same, but they 
have no problem telling you how 
different you are from Mel Gibson.

Sent by mike

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Everything that can be counted doesn't necessarily count;
everything that counts can't necessarily be counted.

(Einstein) 

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