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If you can't say something nice about someone, you are
probably talking about the Ayatollah Khomeini.

     -Steve Martin 

1. 




* Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with
       friends....
          You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow
       has, you wish you had ordered that.


2. 




Adultery - Two wrong people doing the right thing.  

3. 




"If America could be, once again, a nation of self-reliant farmers, craftsmen,
hunters, ranchers, and artists, then the rich would have little power to
dominate others. Neither to serve nor to rule: That was the American dream."

                                                      --Edward Abbey



4. 




Climbing K2 or floating the Grand Canyon in an inner tube
There are some things one would rather have done than do. 

     - Edward Abbey 

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