Today's quotes [10.12.11]
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"Men never do evil so cheerfully and so completely as
when they do so from religious conviction."
-- Blaise Pascal
It's not hard to tell we was poor --
when you saw the toilet paper dryin' on the clothesline.
- George Lindsey
I am sick unto death of obscure English towns that exist seemingly for
the sole accommodation of these so-called limerick writers and even
sicker of their residents, all of whom suffer from physical
deformities and spend their time dismembering relatives at fancy dress
-- Editor of the Limerick Times (Limerick, Ireland)
We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
The English think soap is civilization.
- - - Heinrich von Treitschke
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