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I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time.


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* What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the
       unfit, to do the unnecessary. -- Richard Harkness,
       The New York Times, 1960


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Conway's law:
In any organization, there will always be one person who
knows what is going on. This person should be fired.

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Opportunity is missed by most people because
it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. 

     - Thomas Edison 

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"If elections changed anything they would be illegal"

A Grafitty on a wall in Sofia

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