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I've watched so many mystery stories on T.V, when I
turn off the set I wipe my finger-prints off the dial.

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"New York City: No matter how many times I visit this great city I'm
 always struck by the same thing: a yellow taxi cab."
                        -- Scott Adams, DNRC Newsletter 12.0


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"TUUUUBAAAAAA MIRUM SPAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGENS..."
                        -- The Bass Section, Berlioz Requiem
                           (If you've never heard it, you won't get it)


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"The right to be heard does not automatically
include the right to be taken seriously." 

    - Hubert Humphrey 

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"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think
of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself."

                                           - Roseanne

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