Today's quotes [10.1.11]
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"What is the difference between apathy and ignorance?
I don't know and I don't care."
-- World Entertainment War
"Home pages are the pet rock of the 90s. They all have them, they all think
they're very cute. But in a few years they're going to look back and be
-- Kim Alm
Never ruin an apology with an excuse.
- Kimberly Johnson
If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?
- - - Cynthia Heimel
"Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should treat it
like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should
give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and before they
leave you, they should have to find you a temp."
- Bob Ettinger
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