Today's poems [10.10.11]
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Here lies a nun, she lived to the age of one hundred and ten
She gave to the worms what she refused to men
Holy mother full of grace,
Bless my boyfriends sexy face,
keep him from the girls I hate,
For we were meant to be soul mates,
Sent by L&S
Doc said i should go on a diet;
I said, "Ok, I will try it."
But when i saw how
Much food he'd allow,
I made up my mind not to buy it.
Sent by Christi
There once was a lady from Pinner
Whose boyfriend wanked on her dinner
She said if you please
I don't mind some cream teas
But I like my white sauce a bit thinner
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose cock was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
Wiping sperm from his chin
If my ear was a cunt I could Fuck it!
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