Today's jokes [10.7.11]
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Q: Mommy, Mommy! Can I play with grandma?
A: Not today, we already dug her three times this week.
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian are in a bar discussing the
mental abilities of
their wives. The Canadian says, "You know my wife must be the most
stupid woman in
the world. She went to a supermarket sale and bought $900 worth of
meat, and we don't
even have a freezer! The Scotsman says, "That's nothing! My wife went
out last week
and bought a brand new $30,000 car, and she can't even drive! Not to
be out done, the
Aussie says, "My wife is a lot dumber than that! Last week she left
for a two week holiday
in Paris and I saw her pack 20 condoms! Hell, she doesn't even have a
Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
A. Because she found out what the big boys eat.
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
Scratching like hell to get out of that box.
A man calls his family doctor:
man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has thought that she was a rabbit.
doctor: Ok, bring her in and I'll try to help.
man: Fine, but whatever you do, don't cure her.
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