Today's jokes [10.6.11]
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An anxious woman goes to her doctor. "Doctor," she asks nervously, "can
you get pregnant from anal intercourse?"
"Certainly," replies the doctor, "Where do you think lawyers come from?"
This fellow was screwing his best friend's wife when he suddenly stopped
and sat on the edge of the bed, holding his head in his hands. "What the
hell is your problem?" the lady asked. "I feel like a regular son of a
bitch, getting my best friends pussy," the man moaned. The lady reached
over and patted him on the back. "Well, if that's all it is, you can stop
worrying," she said. "You're not getting his pussy. His pussy is five to
six inches deeper."
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
He: Your sense of humor.
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
"I just got laid and now you want me to get hard?!"
Sent by Sarah
What's the difference between Love, True Love and showing off?
Spit, swallow and gargle.
PS. Congratulations on winning the World Series of Poker Main Event.
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