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   It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was
   establishing the fact
   that she'd take no nonsense from the kiddies this year. While taking
   the roll, she was told
   by one boy "My name is Johnny Fuckhauer". So she said "There'll be
   none of that kind of
   thing this year, Johnny; tell me your REAL name!". The kid said "No,
   really teacher, it IS
   Johnny Fuckhauer. You can go across the hall to fourth grade and ask
   my brother if you
   don't believe me!" Not wanting to be subjected to that kind of thing,
   the teacher went
   across the hall and knocked on the fourth grade classroom door. The
   fourth grade teacher
   had stepped down the hall to the front office for a moment, so she
   entered the room and
   directly asked the class "Do you have a Fuckhauer in here?" "Hell no!"
   replied a little kid
   from the front row, "We don't even get a cookie break!"
   


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I went past a plastic surgeon's shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson 
picking his nose.

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What is the definition of an overbite?

When you go down on a girl and come up with a mouth full of shit. 

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A man let out a humongous burp. Nearby, a man loudly says,
"How dare you burp before my wife!" The burper replies,
"Hell, I didn't even know she wanted to go first!" 

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What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic's pants? 

     Your palm red once a month. 

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Dear John, I'm sorry I broke off our engagement. I miss you terribly and regret my decision. Please take me back.

Love,
Mary

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