Today's jokes [10.25.11]
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Hear about the guy who played a blank tape at full blast.
The mime next door went nuts.
This businessman was walking down the sidewalk when a jet black van
stopped by him. The guys pulled the man inside, stripped him of all his
clothes till he was butt naked, threw him back outside, and then slammed
the door shut taking off.
Five miles later the men look outside and see the businessman running
right beside the van. The thought "oh well". So they drove on for another
five miles, and once again they saw the businessman running beside their
van. So this time they pulled over, opened the door, and asked the man,
"Hey, how can you run so fast?" He replied, "You would to if your dick was
stuck in the door.
YOU KNOW WHEN THE POST OFFICE IS HIRING WHEN THE FLAG OUT
FRONT IS AT HALF MAST.
THE POSTAL WORKERS WANT HAZZARD PAY AND WORKERS COMP FOR SLIPPING ON
A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the
radio show and he's stopped in Connecticut for speeding. The
state trooper smells alcohol on his breath and then he sees an
empty wine bottle on the floor, and he says, "Sir, have you
And the minister says, "Just water."
The sheriff says, "Then why do I smell wine?"
And the minister looks down at the bottle and says, "Good
Lord, He's done it again!"
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.
"I've got a beaut cure for a headache," said his mate Trev. "Whenever I
have a headache I head home and I get my wife to give me a long, slow, wet
blowjob. Never fails."
A week went by and they were in the bar again, talking. "Did you try my
headache cure," asked Trev. "Yeah said Phil, worked great! Your house is
PS. Congratulations on winning the World Series of Poker Main Event.
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