Today's Jokes  |  Archives  |  Lists  |  Random  |  Register  |  RandJoke on Your Page  
 


Today's jokes [10.2.11]

Vote for the joke that you really like by checking a box next to it. Then press the VOTE button to submit your votes. Also, links to joke categories and "Send to Friend" will open in a new window, so as not to interrupt your joke reading.


Why are women like snow flakes??
 
         They are all beautiful.
         They are all different.
         They can all be cold as ice.
         But they'll all melt when they land on your face......

1. 




A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- 
law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs awoke 
to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted 
on them both trying to find her mother.

The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and 
started to look for her. In a clearing not far from the camp, they 
came upon a chilling sight: the mother-in-law was backed up 
against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion stood 
facing her.

The wife cried, "What are we going to do?"

"Nothing," said the hunter husband. "The lion got himself into 
this mess, let him get himself out of it."

2. 




How do you get an elephant out of the water?
Wet.

How do you get two elephants out of the water?
One by one.


3. 




Two prisoners were having a chat.
The first one said. "I've go two tickets for the warden's ball, Do you 
want to buy one?"
"No thanks, mate," said the second guy. "I can't dance."
"It's not a dance, mate," said the first prisoner. "It's a raffle!"

4. 




Q: What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess with a 
computer?

A: A computer that never goes down on you. 

5. 



BONUS! A random joke from Jokes2Go database
If you don't like it, just hit RELOAD




Dear John, I'm sorry I broke off our engagement. I miss you terribly and regret my decision. Please take me back.

Love,
Mary

PS. Congratulations on winning the World Series of Poker Main Event.



By voting you are helping select today's best joke. This helps us provide you with better quality humor in the future, as well as to select the best jokes to send in our daily best humor mailing.

But wait! Don't forget to read

Today's Stories
Today's Poems
Today's Quotes
Today's Funny Pic

 October '11 Jokes Issues:
S  M  T  W  Th F  St
                  1  
2  3  4  5  6  7  8  
9  10 11 12 13 14 15 
16 17 18 19 20 21 22 
23 24 25 26 27 28 29 
30 31 

Jump to  



For any questions or comments email us at info@jokes2go.com
Copyright© SpekGY, Inc, 1998-2016. All rights reserved.