Today's stories [1.5.11]
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Carolyn had been born and raised in Iowa and her first trip outside the
state was to enroll in college in New York city.
Her roommate was a typical NY snob, yet had nice streak. After hearing
Carolyn say she was from Iowa her roommate was quick to point out "that's
all very nice, but here in the east we pronounce it Ohio."
Jack Benny swears that one evening when he was invited to play for the
President, a guard stopped outside the White House gate and asked,
"Whatcha got in that case, Mr. Benny?"
Benny answered solemnly, "A machine gun."
With equal solemnity, the guard nodded. "Enter, friend. I was afraid for a
minute it was your violin!"
A van carrying a dozen movie stuntmen on the way to a film location in the
mountains spun out of control on the icy road, crashed through a
guardrail, rolled down a 90-foot embankment, turned over, and burst into
There were no injuries.
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