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A man went into a hardware store to apply for a job. After completing his
application he then went to the section of the store that sold guns. He
asked to see a couple guns. The attendent left for a moment and the guy
stole the guns. Not only was he video-taped, the police used the address
on his application to go to his house and arrest him.
I woke up a little early the other day
and decided to go take a shower.
My wife woke up and said rather lustily,
"Honey, are you in a hurry to get to work?"
"No, not really."
"Then will you scub the shower before
you get in it?"
Sent by Michael
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