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When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick
up our car, we were told that the keys had been accidentally
locked in it. We went to the service department and found amechanic
working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I
watched from the passenger's side, I instinctively tried the door
handle and discovered it was open. "Hey," I announced to the
technician,"it's open." The young man answered, "I already got that side."
My twin sister and I had been out on our first double date. I immediately
walked in the house after the date, but my sister stayed outside to kiss
her date goodnight. My mom was curious to see what they were doing. In
order to see, she had to step on the toilet lid in the bathroom to see out
the window. It was dark and she failed to close the lid so she slipped
into the toilet. She was really embarrassed when she came into the front
room with wet feet and had to explain why.
A week after high school I was shipped off to a military college with a no
contact with home policy. Not a good idea, but my idea. I returned home at
the end of the quarter to find my mother, father, and the home I grew up
in were gone. She thought the vacant lot was a great joke. It was. But if
I ever talk to a therapist, I'm going to mention this.
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